Taylor Doose: All right. I'll start. Luke's Diner is a staple in this town. Most of us eat there on a regular basis. The Dragonfly Inn, though newer than Luke's Diner, has also become very important in our community. The co-mingling of the owners of these two establishments can only set the stage for disaster.
Luke: What the hell is he talking about?
Lorelai: Well he's not happy with our co-mingling.
Taylor Doose: Think of the consequences. What will happen when the relationship goes sour, as, let's face it, most of Lorelai's relationships do?
Lorelai: Hey!
Taylor Doose: We'll have to choose. Suddenly you'll either be a "Luke" or a "Lorelai", or, if you're Kirk and you can't make a decision to save your life, you'll be neither.
Kirk: He's probably right.
Taylor Doose: That's bad for the economy, bad for the town. I vote against this.