Emily Quote #350
Quote from Emily in Written in the Stars
Emily: I smelled something funny earlier in the northeast corner of the kitchen.
Madonna Louise: I sprayed for ants this afternoon.
Emily: Oh, Madonna Louise, I told you never spray that poison all over the place. You simply have to kill the scout ants so they don't go back and tell the rest of them where the food is.
Madonna Louise: I know Mrs. Gilmore.
Emily: You kill the scouts, or you use the chalk that we bought in Chinatown last month.
Madonna Louise: Okay, Mrs. Gilmore.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Written in the Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: [on the phone] Asher's dead.
Rory: What?
Paris: He died two weeks ago in Oxford.
Rory: Oh. Paris, I'm sorry. How?
Paris: Heart attack. It was quick.
Rory: Heart attack?
Paris: Yes.
Rory: Um... It wasn't during, um... was it?
Paris: No, Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, okay?
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: This is crazy.
Lorelai: Well, it depends on your definition of "crazy." I, for one, found the Mariah Carey phone messages to her fans just refreshingly imaginative.