Rory: It's culs-de-sac.
Lorelai: No way!
Rory: It is.
Lorelai: The plural of cul-de-sac is culs-de-sac? That doesn't even sound like English.
Rory: That's because it's French.
Lorelai: You know what I mean.
Rory: I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Lorelai: Words should sound right to be right.
Rory: That's not how it works.
Lorelai: So, what, the plural of yo-yo is yos-yo?
Rory: Yeah, 'cause that sounds so natural.
Lorelai: As natural as culs-de-sac.

Michel: I just want to know where my office is going to be.
Lorelai: Fonzie used the bathroom as his office.
Sookie: Yeah, what are you saying, that what's good enough for the Fonz isn't good enough for you?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Michel: Fonzie used that bathroom office only intermittently and not for any business for which he was paid.
He had use of a private office at the auto shop he worked at, then access to the teachers' lounge where he taught night school part time.
Lorelai: Oh my God, you're taking this Fonzie thing way too seriously.

Lorelai: What happened to the chocolate?
Emily: What chocolate?
Lorelai: You compared it to Toblerone, that's chocolate.
Richard: You brought up Toblerone. I just said it was better than that because I think it is.
Emily: Marzipan is candy. You like candy.
Lorelai: Marzipan is not candy. It is a unique substance unto itself, like Velveeta or plutonium.