Lane Quote #274
Quote from Lane in French Twist
Mrs. Kim: We must think like a baby. Anything that can be grabbed with little baby hands must be put up high or locked away in cupboards.
Zach: How'd she get in?
Mrs. Kim: Who couldn't get in? Hiding a key under the mat is like hosting a burglars-only open house.
Lane: Mama, we're gonna baby-proof the apartment, but we've still got like months.
Mrs. Kim: Of course, the drum kit has to go into storage, and you must throw away all of these.
Zach: My guitar picks?
Mrs. Kim: To you, they are guitar picks. To a baby, they are candy waiting to be choked on.
Zach: That's true. One time, I was tuning to an open "e" and holding a pick between my teeth, and Brian made this really funny sound, and I snorted a laugh, so the pick went shooting to the back of my throat.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘French Twist’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: I have a Rory story. When I was running the paper, I was dying to do an article about everybody's asinine obsession with Boho Chic, but Rory had the guts to tell me that the idea for my article was trite and passe, because that's who Rory is: honest, direct, and to the point. Like, when you all turned on me and decided you didn't want me in charge anymore, and you all chewed me up and spit me out, Rory was the one who broke the news to me. Thank you, Rory, for being the one person with integrity among a collection of cowardly back servers. [everyone else is silent]
Rory: These are all such great stories.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, now we're both ousted leaders. Welcome to club Nixon.
Quote from Lane
Lane: This is what she does to me. She gives me this look, and I get all panicky and start sweating. Once, at a church picnic, someone had taken a bite out of six deviled eggs and put them back on the platter. My mother accused me of doing it, and I almost confessed!
Zach: But you hate deviled eggs.
Lane: That's the point! After she gave me that look, I wasn't sure. Maybe I had taken those bites. She gets in my head. It's like Korean voodoo.