Sookie Quote #256

Quote from Sookie in Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number

Sookie: Okay, so, what kind of link sausage would you like to pull out of Luke?
Lorelai: I'm not sure. Nothing too wimpy. Luke's a big guy, so he needs big-guy sausage.
Sookie: Don't we all.
Lorelai: Don't make my man's sausage dirty.
Sookie: Well, you could go kielbasa. That's a big-guy sausage.
Lorelai: I guess. Technically, Luke hasn't agreed to let me pull anything out of him.
Sookie: Small detail.
Lorelai: Minuscule roadblock.
Sookie: Well, personally, I love the Louisiana sweet sausage 'cause it has the nicest flavor. A little bite, but not too overwhelming.
Lorelai: I'm not gonna eat the sausage, I'm going to pull it out of Luke.

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Doyle: Hold on to your hats, people.
Paris: I'm going to crack that whip, raise that bar. The last person that ran the shop was too busy ironing his petticoat to put out a decent paper.
Doyle: That's about to change.
Paris: You know it is.