Paris Quote #287
Quote from Paris in Jews and Chinese Food
Paris: Oh, thank you very much for kicking my undefined sexual male partner out of the room that we share.
Rory: I had company coming, Paris.
Paris: You insulted him, you demeaned him. You mad him feel unwelcome.
Rory: He was unwelcome.
Paris: And now, thanks to you, he refuses to come back here which means I have to spend the night over at his place with his three roommates. The place is a health violation. Things grow on the windowsill without the help of pots or soil. And there is the faint aroma of sweat socks and starter cologne lingering in the air at all times. And yes, I have to bring my own toilet paper over there because it is a third world country. Thank you very, very much.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Jews and Chinese Food’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: Hey, do you think Grandpa knew about it?
Lorelai: About Christopher coming?
Rory: Do you think he planned it with Grandma?
Lorelai: Look how panicked you are. No, honey, honestly, the whole thing reeks of Emily. I mean, not that I think he would have discouraged it, but I'm pretty sure she's the one who poisoned the apple and gave it to Dopey to bring to the party.
Quote from Michel
Sookie: [answers phone] Hello?
Michel: I heard a noise in the kitchen.
Sookie: What kind of noise?
Michel: A "bam", or a "clang". Possibly a "crash". It might have a "wham" or a "kapow".
Sookie: Well, did you go check it out?
Michel: Excuse me, I'm extremely busy. Someone here has to work, I mean, the two of you just run off to do your little decorating project and you leave me here alone.
Sookie: Michel! Did you actually hear a noise?
Michel: Of course I heard a noise. It was a "thwap" or a "vroom".
Quote from Michel
Sookie: [answers phone] What, Michel?
Michel: I'm smelling something very funny coming from the kitchen. Could be a pungent cheese, could be arson. Should I call the firemen to come, or should I just fetch some crackers?