Lorelai Quote #347
Quote from Lorelai in The Breakup, Part 2
Lorelai: Hello. Did you rearrange the furniture?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Good. Because for a minute there, I thought we were having a problem with decorator elves. I was gonna have to call an exterminator and tent the place. But it was just you. Good. So was there any reason that you suddenly felt the need to move around large pieces of furniture in the morning?
Rory: I was up. It was there.
Lorelai: Okay, good thought process. Great. Now, I noticed that you didn't move the TV though.
Rory: It was too heavy.
Lorelai: Right, okay. Well, I like this. This is good. Now, of course when the sofa actually faced the TV, it made it a little easier to watch. But, you know, this is good, too. It'll be like radio.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Breakup, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Rory, my heart, it is Saturday, the day of rest.
Rory: Sunday is the day of rest.
Lorelai: No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
Rory: Pre-rest?
Lorelai: Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you're rested enough to enjoy your rest.
Rory: That makes absolutely no sense.
Lorelai: That's because it's 6:00 on Saturday morning.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Honey, he did not plan a romantic evening complete with dinner and a junkyard which we'll get back to later... And then suddenly decide to dump you.
Rory: How do you know?
Lorelai: Because I've read every Nancy Drew mystery. The one about the Amish country twice. I know there's more to the story than what you're telling me.
Quote from Rory
Lorelai: Rory, what's the matter?
Rory: Nothing. I just want to get started. I listed all the things we say we're gonna do on weekends but when weekends comes around you say they're too boring to actually do on a weekend day. So then you say we'll do them during the week which, of course, we never do. So... I think that we should get them all out of the way today once and for all. And to make it interesting, we should come up with, like, a reward system. So once we're done with everything on the list, we could go get manicures. Or we could go to that Swiss place for fondue for dinner. Or we could stuff our purses full of Sour Patch Kids and Milk Duds and go see the Stars Hollow elementary school production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf??
Lorelai: It's 6:00.
Rory: I know.
Lorelai: On Saturday morning.
Rory: That's right.
Lorelai: It's 6:00 on Saturday morning!
Rory: Do you want to wear docks or sneakers?
Lorelai: I want to wear slippers.
Rory: Up, please!