Lorelai Quote #364
Quote from Lorelai in The Breakup, Part 2
Max Medina: Lorelai, what-
Lorelai: Rory and Dean broke up.
Max Medina: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: Rory and Dean broke up, and she won't wallow. And I told her that she should wallow because that's supposed to help you get through the pain and then you can accept it, and get over somebody and you can move on with your life. And then she asked me, um, how long it was before I got over you. And... And I didn't know what to say because I can't lie to her. I realized that if I gave her any time frame at all that I would be lying because I'm not over you. And I don't know how long it will be before I am. And who am I to teach her about healing, moving on, and breakups? I mean, I might as well be teaching her to eat fire or swallow a sword or put her legs behind her head, you know, because at least that's a trade. I mean, the first two are. I don't know about putting the legs behind your head. But the point is that I'm an idiot, and I'm a hypocrite. And I really miss you.
Max Medina: Do you want to come in?
Lorelai: Yes. Please.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Breakup, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Rory, my heart, it is Saturday, the day of rest.
Rory: Sunday is the day of rest.
Lorelai: No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
Rory: Pre-rest?
Lorelai: Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you're rested enough to enjoy your rest.
Rory: That makes absolutely no sense.
Lorelai: That's because it's 6:00 on Saturday morning.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Honey, he did not plan a romantic evening complete with dinner and a junkyard which we'll get back to later... And then suddenly decide to dump you.
Rory: How do you know?
Lorelai: Because I've read every Nancy Drew mystery. The one about the Amish country twice. I know there's more to the story than what you're telling me.
Quote from Rory
Lorelai: Rory, what's the matter?
Rory: Nothing. I just want to get started. I listed all the things we say we're gonna do on weekends but when weekends comes around you say they're too boring to actually do on a weekend day. So then you say we'll do them during the week which, of course, we never do. So... I think that we should get them all out of the way today once and for all. And to make it interesting, we should come up with, like, a reward system. So once we're done with everything on the list, we could go get manicures. Or we could go to that Swiss place for fondue for dinner. Or we could stuff our purses full of Sour Patch Kids and Milk Duds and go see the Stars Hollow elementary school production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf??
Lorelai: It's 6:00.
Rory: I know.
Lorelai: On Saturday morning.
Rory: That's right.
Lorelai: It's 6:00 on Saturday morning!
Rory: Do you want to wear docks or sneakers?
Lorelai: I want to wear slippers.
Rory: Up, please!