Michel: Actually, as long as we're here, I think I'm gonna stop into Luke's.
Lorelai: Really? Why?
Michel: Do you remember last year when that troupe of mimes took over the inn? It was a very stressful time for me, guessing at what they wanted, watching to see what they were pointing at so I knew what to fetch them. When they finally left, I needed a bit of comfort, so I stopped at Luke's and I bought a hamburger.
Lorelai: You didn't.
Michel: I know. It was a moment of insanity. Thank god by the time I got home, I had already calculated that it would take me 55 minutes of medium-intensity interval training on my elliptical machine to work it off. Thought better of the whole thing and dumped the foul thing in the trash.
Lorelai: Well, close call.
Michel: Yeah, extremely. Unfortunately, Chin Chin, being the little rascal that he was, fished it out of the garbage. After all the exotic dog food I lavished on him - homemade biscuits, fresh-ground lamb... It was this burger that he seemed to enjoy the most. And today, I will eat one in his memory.