Paris Quote #385

Quote from Paris in Farewell, My Pet

Paris: What's with the gooney look?
Rory: Huh?
Paris: Your face. It's right out of a Harlequin romance.
Rory: He's just been so great. I mean, he's really been there for me for the past couple days. I had to practically send him away from the hospital yesterday.
Paris: I know. It's amazing. I never thought you guys were gonna last.
Rory: What?
Paris: I'm just being honest. Logan Huntzberger? Between the women and the drinking, that kid was on the Colin Farrell freeway about to pull over into the Robert Downey Jr. rest stop.

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 ‘Farewell, My Pet’ Quotes

Quote from Michel

Michel: Let's discuss the programs.
Lorelai: The programs.
Sookie: You want programs?
Michel: Do you think when the Princess of Wales was interred at Althorp the Spencer family was asked whether or not they wanted programs?
Lorelai: Probably not.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: [on the phone] So, talk to me. How are you feeling?
Lorelai: Oh, good, good. Fine. Medium. You know, rare... medium rare. Rare. More like sashimi.

Quote from Sookie

Sookie: I'm really sorry, Michel.
Michel: You didn't even like him.
Sookie: Sure, I did. That little guy!
Michel: You called him a walking flea circus.
Lorelai: Chin Chin was a wonderful dog, Michel.
Michel: Thank you.
Sookie: Yeah, yeah. Remember at the Labor Day picnic, I dropped my sandwich, and I was like, "Oh, great, now I've got to clean this all up." And Chin Chin just came in and scooped it up, and saved me that trip.
Michel: That was Paw-Paw.
Sookie: What? No!
Michel: I was standing right there. That was Paw-Paw who ate your sandwich. Chin Chin didn't even like barbecue.
Sookie: Oh, well, still...
Michel: Still what?! Are your two stinky little children interchangeable?