Kirk: I'm not interested in food, Luke. I'm here on business. I hear you might be in the market for a ring. Or should I be talking to Lorelai?
Luke: Go away, Kirk.
Kirk: Well, then, it's your lucky day. Because I happen to be in possession of the finest estate ring collection in Connecticut. And since you are a friend, I'm prepared to make you a great deal. Or will Lorelai be the one paying for it?
Luke: No, she will not be paying for it, Kirk.
Kirk: Ah, East Side Tilly called it wrong, this time.