Quote from Richard in How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?
Lorelai: Is there going to be alcohol with dinner, Mom? Emily: What? Lorelai: You know, booze? 'Cause I haven't been able to get even a Kropog of gin since that first drink. Richard: A Kropog is a unit of distance, Lorelai. Not volume. Emily: And there'll be wine with the meal. There's always wine with the meal, Lorelai. Honestly, you're acting as if you've never been here.