Luke: Yeah, I got a bunch of back issues and I read them. I tried to figure out who should interview you. Okay. Alicia Kensington. Staff writer, too green and way too stiff. Too many adverbs. Frederick Fairmount. Pff, he talks more about himself than the person he's interviewing. Something boozy about him, too.
Lorelai: I don't think they let you pick who's going to interview you.
Luke: Well, just in case they offer. But this is big.