Taylor Doose: [v.o.] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Stars Hollow dioramic history room presentation.
Please stand toward the center of the room, and remember, no talking, no smoking, and please, no lewd behavior of any kind during our presentation.
Luke: Hey.
Lorelai: I'm just getting the lewd behavior out of the way before the presentation.
Taylor Doose: [v.o.] It's the dawn of time. And whether you believe that a Supreme Being created the earth, or in the more and more discredited theory of evolution, one thing's for certain. Early man walked the land we are now on. And while no printed record survived, there's no proof that the first tools weren't invented right here in Stars Hollow. [caveman grunts]
Lorelai: That wrench is really getting him hot.
Luke: Hey, there's people!
Lorelai: That's half the fun.