Lorelai: Oh, what a surprise! A plate of cookies on the coffee table to match the basket of cupcakes on the reception desk.
Sookie: What? I always do this.
Sookie: Oh, you always do this when a photographer from American Travel magazine is coming to photograph us for-
Both: One of the Top Ten Inns in Connecticut.
Sookie: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Lorelai: You know, I moved the furniture in the bedrooms around four times last night.
Sookie: And you ended up?
Lorelai: With everything in exactly the same place I started with. Oh, the dining room looks beautiful.
Sookie: Thank you.
Lorelai: And, what a surprise, a cake on every table.
Sookie: So no one has to share.