Rory: [on the phone] So I get here, and Grandma immediately whisks me upstairs where her hairdresser and makeup artist are waiting to make a new me.
Lorelai: 'Cause the old you was so last season.
Rory: Then I come downstairs to find that the guests are all Yale friends of Grandma and Grandpa's and their sons.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: No girls! All boys, and me!
Lorelai: You're kidding.
Rory: Nope. I feel like I'm being auctioned off.
Lorelai: They suck, my parents suck.
Rory: This is a very silly picture.