Taylor Doose: A very serious matter has been brought to our attention, and I would like to bring to the floor for discussion the possible negative ramifications of the inn owner and diner owner dating.
Lorelai: [gasps] That's us.
Luke: They're talking about us.
Taylor Doose: Now, as you all know, the relationship we have feared for some time has emerged, and we need to carefully consider whether or not we can support this.
Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Luke: We're sitting right here!
Taylor Doose: Yes, we see you, Luke, and, as a member of the town, you are welcome to voice your opinion.
Luke: Voice my... [stammers]
Taylor Doose: I open the floor up for discussion.