Rory: So, finish your story.
Lorelai: Everybody knows you don't mess with Hay Bale Bill. So Hay Bale goes off and punches the guy, and it turned out to be the wrong guy. All over this perceived insult about his girlfriend's legs.
Rory: Wait, which one had hairy legs, Annie the Grog Girl or Ocarina Jane, who secretly sold pot behind the brass-rubbing booth?
Lorelai: You mean "hairiest."
Rory: Egads.
Lorelai: I'm thinking bathing-suit season at the Renaissance Faire is only enjoyed by the blind.