Sookie: How many times have you fallen asleep at your desk in that stupid office of yours?
Lorelai: Once.
Sookie: No. Once, you fell asleep on a stapler. And the whole next day, you had "Swingline" printed backwards across your face. But you've fallen asleep at that desk a hundred times.
Lorelai: Well, I'm here when I'm here. I can't change that. I'm sorry.
Sookie: Want to know the last time I saw staff and maids looking this scared of their boss? Your mother's house.
Lorelai: Ow! Knife in the gut!
Sookie: Well, I'm sorry to deal from the bottom of the deck, but that's reality.