Michel: The Deans of the world always get the Lindsays. The pretty little things just like the bookcase lifters.
Lorelai: That's a category? Jocks, nerds, bookcase lifters?
Michel: I was born with this bad back. It was heretical.
Lorelai: Congenital.
Michel: Ugh. Well, I hate that bookcase. I wish you had never ordered it. I wish you had never thought of it. I can't even be in the same room with it, mocking me for how alone I am.
Lorelai: It's mocking you?
Sookie: It's three pieces of wood.
Michel: Well, I hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it!