Quote from Lorelai in Ballrooms and Biscotti
Lorelai: Bonjour, Luke. Pouvez-vous attacher vos chaussures? Luke: What? Lorelai: Uh... Hi, Luke. Do you know how to tie your shoes? Luke: Very good. Lorelai: Yeah. It came in handy, let me tell you. Not one shoelace fatality on my watch.