Rory: No. Now you three listen to me. We agreed that this was going to be the world's largest pizza. That was the concept. Now I realize it can't be the world's largest pizza because that pizza was insane, but it is still going to be large. Very large. Crazy large.
Pete: But we...
Rory: No buts! That was the concept, get back to the concept! This is not Gangs of New York now with Cameron Diaz. This is Gangs of New York twenty years ago with Meryl Streep as Scorsese originally imagined it. Come back, refocus, remember the goal. Am I making myself clear?
Joe: Cameron Diaz is hot.
Rory: Not the point, Joe.
Joe: Okay, jeez.
Rory: Now tonight is my mother's birthday party and the whole town is going to be there and they are expecting music, favors, and a really large pizza and they will not be disappointed. I don't care how you do it, just do it!
Kirk: Somehow I can't picture Meryl Streep with Leonardo Dicaprio.