Rory: Hi. I brought a bunch of school stuff from the past few days. If there's anything missing, I can bring it over later.
Paris: Thank you. No offense, but my soap's starting.
Rory: So, you're sick, huh?
Paris: You know what's wrong. You of all people. That's Martin. His sister-in-law got kidnapped and he thinks his former lover is behind it.
Rory: Juicy.