Rory: So you've been incommunicado lately.
Paris: I've had Nanny hold all my calls, and the mail. My parents are away, so I've been totally Howard Hughes-ing it.
Rory: So did you tell them about Harvard?
Paris: No.
Rory: Don't you think you should?
Paris: No.
Rory: Well, don't you think they'll find out?
Paris: How?
Rory: Well, you not moving out might be a tip-off.
Paris: I'll get an apartment in Cambridge, buy a Harvard sweatshirt, talk about Mira Sorvino a lot. It's doable.