Kirk: Just one second, please.
Rory: Aren't you supposed to go through the mail before you get here?
Kirk: Some work that way. Personally, I think it takes the spontaneity out of the job.
Lorelai: Need some help?
Kirk: Sorry, federal law prohibits it.
Lorelai: Any chance you could go faster? Yeah, you got a girl's future in that sack of yours, Santa.
Rory: Thank you for adding the Santa.
Lorelai: Any time.