Lorelai: Hey, you know what Gran needs?
Emily: What?
Lorelai: A fella.
Rory: With or without an umbrella.
Emily: He'd have to look like an olive pit to get her attention.
Lorelai: It's like a Dean Martin Roast.
Rory: Those are never funny to me.
Lorelai: Yeah, they're mean.
Rory: Except for Don Rickles.
Lorelai: Totally except for Rickles.