Rory: You wanna learn to fish or not? Exciting, huh?
Lorelai: Oh, I can barely keep still. Chapter 1, technique. "For deep water fishing, an angler" – What's an angler?
Rory: That would be you.
Lorelai: Oh, better remember that. Okay. "For deep water fishing, an angler" – me, again – "can choose a wire line using a downrigger or a vertical jig. Whatever your technique, the other successful clue to attracting fish is the appropriate lure." Ooh, what about the sequined top I wore to the Christmas party?
Rory: Yes, I think that's exactly what he's talking about.
Lorelai: "For bottom feeders, consider smaller, darker patterned lures" – simple, yet elegant – "while in areas where the forage fish are cicso, you're limited to the larger, more flashy baits." I am telling you right now, the larger flashy baits are just gonna make me look cheap.
Rory: Okay, let's review – what do we know so far?
Lorelai: I need flashy baits if I'm going to invest in Cisco, unless I choose to cast a troll in my downrigger.