Rory: All right, since Paris isn't here...
Paris: Paris is here. Couldn't wait to jump in there and take over, could you?
Rory: Tell it to the Timex salesman.
Paris: My gavel, please?
Paris: I call this meeting to order.
Rory: I already did that.
Paris: Sorry I'm late, but I had some very important business to attend to. Business which I must now, unfortunately, share with all of you. At the beginning of this year, when we were sworn in as your government representatives, we placed our hand on a bible and we took an oath. An oath that stated that our behavior would be ethically and morally upstanding for as long as we were serving in public office. And that is why it saddens me greatly today to inform you that one of our own has forsaken that holy oath.
Madeline: I hate anything that starts with a speech.