Lorelai: Hey, got any good stories?
Luke: Nope, sorry.
Lorelai: Ah, nothing? No crazy, colorful uncle? Best friend with a funny name?
Luke: Jeff Smith?
Lorelai: [chuckles] Skeletons in the family closet? War wounds? Funny shaped scars?
Luke: It really throws you off when Rory's late, doesn't it?
Lorelai: Big time. [Rory enters] Oh, yay, thank God!
Rory: Sorry. Didn't Luke keep you company?
Lorelai: Oh, he tried, but really, he's got nothing.
Luke: Thank you.