Lorelai: Could you please just make some coffee?
Rory: I'm not doing anything for you ever.
Lorelai: Don't be mad.
Rory: You set my alarm for 5:15 a.m.
Lorelai: I know, and I did it for purely practical reasons.
Rory: Which are?
Lorelai: My alarm is just not as reliable as your scream.
Rory: You will pay.
Lorelai: That's fine, honey. Now, coffee?
Rory: I am writing this in my ledger of all the crummy things you've done over the years, and when I leave this house, mark my words, you will pay!