Quote from Dean in That'll Do, Pig
Jess: Need some help with the big words? Dean: Sure. Why don't you come over here and I'll show you which one's giving me a hard time. Jess: You're getting a little pathetic man. Dean: Thanks for the heads up. Jess: Let's be friends? Dean: No thanks. Jess: You don't think I know what you're doing? You don't think it's so pathetically transparent? Dean: Get out of here, Jess. Jess: Rory's taking pity on you. That's why the sudden interest in being your friend. You know that? Dean: Whatever you say. Jess: The saddest part of this whole thing is... Dean: Man, you like hearing yourself talk. Jess: You really think that by being her friend, you're gonna get her back. Dean: I don't know what you're talking about. Jess: No, huh? Dean: Rory and I are just friends, just like you and Rory were just friends. And hey, look how it turned out for you.