Jess: Need some help with the big words?
Dean: Sure. Why don't you come over here and I'll show you which one's giving me a hard time.
Jess: You're getting a little pathetic man.
Dean: Thanks for the heads up.
Jess: Let's be friends?
Dean: No thanks.
Jess: You don't think I know what you're doing? You don't think it's so pathetically transparent?
Dean: Get out of here, Jess.
Jess: Rory's taking pity on you. That's why the sudden interest in being your friend. You know that?
Dean: Whatever you say.
Jess: The saddest part of this whole thing is...
Dean: Man, you like hearing yourself talk.
Jess: You really think that by being her friend, you're gonna get her back.
Dean: I don't know what you're talking about.
Jess: No, huh?
Dean: Rory and I are just friends, just like you and Rory were just friends. And hey, look how it turned out for you.