Jess: What do you think is gonna happen?
Luke: You know what I think is gonna happen.
Jess: No, I don't. Tell me. Tell me what I'm gonna do to her.
Luke: You're not gonna do anything to her because when you're at her place, there's Lorelai, and when you're here, there's me, and when you're out there, there's Taylor.
Jess: Romeo and Juliet had warring families and they still managed to do a little damage, you know?
Luke: Well, as soon as I catch you in a pair of tights, I'll get worried. Until then, do your homework.