Rory: You want me to ask Grandma for the name of a man that I didn't meet at a function that I didn't attend?
Lorelai: I'll share my lottery winnings with you.
Rory: It's ridiculously transparent.
Lorelai: Fourteen million dollars.
Rory: But you're sharing half with him and taxes will take a huge chunk, and oh yeah, you didn't win the lottery. Ask her yourself.