Michel: Your speech for that class?
Lorelai: Just some talking points.
Michel: And this speech is about your success in business, yes?
Lorelai: Pretty much.
Michel: You must be very fortunate to live in this tiny town where people make very little money. It elevates you by comparison. I wonder who their last speaker was the fellow in short pants that walks up and down the square with a metal detector?
Lorelai: I wouldn't know.
Michel: And if they find someone who drives a car that is less than eight years old, what will they do, crown him king of successful people?
Lorelai: Unless it's a woman, and then they'll crown her queen.