Rory: Well, what do we do?
Lorelai: I don't know. We definitely need some sort of perspective.
Rory: I think we need therapy.
Lorelai: And booze! For those of us over twenty-one. Okay, are we calming? Are we less-freaked?
Rory: I'm totally freaked out.
Lorelai: Well, hide it!
Rory: I can't hide it.
Lorelai: Then prepare yourself for an evening of magazine recitations by Emily "DJ Doom-meister" Gilmore.
Rory: I'll hide it.