Lorelai: It's ringing.
Rory: I'm gonna say the wrong thing or have the wrong tone in my voice. I'm not in good first impression mode right now.
Lorelai: [on the phone] [imitates Rory] Hello? Hello, this is Rory Gilmore. I believe you were expecting my call... Oh, well, this is such a wonderful opportunity for me... Whatever's good for you will be great for me...
Rory: Not so breathy.
Lorelai: That's how chickens talk! [on the phone] Lunch? Oh yes, let me just check my organizer... Oh, perfect.
My mother will be there, too. She's terrific... All right, I'll see you this weekend... Mm, bye. [hangs up]
Rory: You're no Danny Gans.
Lorelai: I never claimed to be.
Rory: He's gonna be expecting Chilton High School senior Trixie McBimbo.
Lorelai: And her mother, Bambi McBimbo.