Michel: It ran right across the lobby and into the fireplace.
Lorelai: I don't see it.
Michel: Well, it must've found a hole to crawl into.
Lorelai: We cannot have this mouse running around the inn. Customers will freak.
Michel: Well, tell them it's a baby. People love babies. They'll talk to it in funny voices.
Lorelai: Did you call an exterminator?
Michel: Why, no, what a wonderful idea. I was actually going to fasten a large wedge of cheese to my head and lay on the ground until Mickey gets hungry and decides to crawl out and snack on my face.
Lorelai: When does he get here?
Michel: He said we were the first stop.
Lorelai: What do we do until them?
Michel: Make cat sounds?