Rory: [on the phone] Paris is melting down.
Dean: Why?
Rory: She has a date tonight.
Dean: Really?
Paris: Don't sound so surprised.
Rory: How do you know he sounded surprised?
Paris: Because I'm a genius, Rory. I have deep and powerful clairvoyant abilities.
Rory: Oh boy.
Paris: For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like "how" and "why" and "Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end!" will immediately fly out of people's mouths.