Paris: They hate me, okay?
Rory: Who hates you?
Paris: Everyone in the whole school hates me. Oh, yeah, they think I'm the best for the job, but they don't want to go to the mall with me so they won't vote for me so that means I'm going to lose.
Rory: Well, how is my running with you gonna change anything?
Paris: Because people think you're nice. You're quiet. You say, "Excuse me." You look like birds help you get dressed in the morning. People don't fear you.
Rory: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.
Paris: You will soften my image.