Quote from Michel in Help Wanted
Lorelai: So, what's new for fall? I hear the sailor suit is hot, hot, hot. Michel: What are you doing here? Lorelai: Luke's is closed this morning. Michel: By the health inspector, no doubt. Lorelai: So, this is where you have your breakfast, huh? Michel: Until this morning, yes. Lorelai: How's the grub? Michel: They make an excellent egg-white omelet, no oil. Lorelai: Really? Michel: They use the spray. Can you leave now? Lorelai: How come you never told me about this place. Michel: Because you might eat here, and then there would be no corner of my life which would be free of your incessant scrutiny.