Michel Quote #63
Quote from Michel in Help Wanted
Lorelai: So, what's new for fall? I hear the sailor suit is hot, hot, hot.
Michel: What are you doing here?
Lorelai: Luke's is closed this morning.
Michel: By the health inspector, no doubt.
Lorelai: So, this is where you have your breakfast, huh?
Michel: Until this morning, yes.
Lorelai: How's the grub?
Michel: They make an excellent egg-white omelet, no oil.
Lorelai: Really?
Michel: They use the spray. Can you leave now?
Lorelai: How come you never told me about this place.
Michel: Because you might eat here, and then there would be no corner of my life which would be free of your incessant scrutiny.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Help Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Emily: Your father is now the president and CEO of the Gilmore Group, an international insurance consulting firm.
Lorelai: Wow, that's great. So, um, what's the- Like how is- What's his job?
Emily: He's a consultant.
Lorelai: Meaning?
Emily: Your father is an international insurance consultant.
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah, but what exactly does that mean?
Emily: He consults on matters related to international insurance.
Lorelai: Wait. When Dad goes to his new office, he sits down, and he...
Emily: Consults with international clients on insurance matters.
Lorelai: I don't know why we're not opening for Rickles.
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: Luke's is closed?
Rory: Luke's is never closed.
Lorelai: I know. Are you sure it's closed?
Kirk: Well, first I read the sign, then I tried the door in case it was some elaborate ruse.
Lorelai: Designed to keep only you out?
Kirk: There's precedent.
Quote from Lane
Rory: [on the phone] That's amazing.
Lane: I know.
Rory: But how are you going to do this?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: How are you going to buy a drum set?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: And even if you buy a drum set, where will you play it?
Lane: I don't know. I don't know any of this, but I will figure something out because I am Keith Moon! I am Neil Peart! I am Rick Allen, with and without the arm! Because I am rock 'n' roll, baby! I'll call you later.