Rory: What?
Lorelai: Nothing. Are you tilting?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: I think you're tilting.
Rory: I'm not.
Lorelai: Want to hold on to my purse? It might even you out.
Rory: Stop any time you like. What are you doing?
Lorelai: I'm going to put a pen on top of your head and see if it rolls off.
Rory: Okay, see, this is not how you console the injured.