Lorelai: Now, let's talk about what you're gonna do tonight. Throwing a party, I hope. Inviting hundreds of bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place.
Rory: I am going to do laundry, watch TV, order Indian food, and go to bed early.
Lorelai: And then come the bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place?
Rory: I may even fall asleep on the couch with the TV on.
Lorelai: When do the bikers and lowlifes get to trash the place?
Rory: You're all packed.
Lorelai: Rory, you have to do something bad when Mommy's out of town. It's the law. You've seen Risky Business, right? Now, I'm not asking for a prostitution ring but how about a floating craps game or something?
Rory: I'll see what I can do.
Lorelai: I'd greatly appreciate it.