Emily: You're serious.
Lorelai: I'm folding this robe up.
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: I'm putting this robe in my bag.
Emily: That's lunacy.
Lorelai: I am zipping up the bag that contains the robe.
Emily: I have a perfectly good robe at home.
Lorelai: Now, the only question is am I doing it alone?
Emily: Did you ever steal a robe with Rory?
Lorelai: No, Rory would never steal. She's far too moral for that. You, however, vicious trollop... what's it gonna be?
Emily: I should have my head examined.
Lorelai: We'll make an appointment when we get back.
Emily: You do know in the course of one night you've turned me into an adulterer and a thief.
Lorelai: I'll have you working at the Chicken Ranch by the end of the month.
Emily: I cannot believe I'm doing this.