Rory: So you're saying that Jess is no good.
Lorelai: I've known guys like Jess. He seems cool because he's got a dangerous vibe and this problem with authority and he's seen a lot of Sylvester Stallone movies.
Rory: Oh, my God.
Lorelai: But guys like this get into trouble. Which, if you hang out with him, gets you into trouble. And I don't want you to get into trouble.