Luke: Like last week, I discovered the secret of parenting.
Lorelai: You did? The secret of parenting?
Luke: The secret of parenting.
Lorelai: When last week? Last Tuesday?
Luke: I don't know the exact day.
Lorelai: Tuesday at 5:15? Is that when you discovered the secret of parenting?
Luke: Don't mock.
Lorelai: Well, tell me. What is- Oh, wait. It's a secret. You can't tell me.
Luke: No, I'll tell you. You visualize the reality you want.
Lorelai: Visualize the reality you want.
Luke: And then if necessary, you lie to bring it about.
Lorelai: That is so much worse than I was expecting.