Paris: Fine. Forget it.
Rory: Why don't you want me to go?
Paris: I don't care if you go.
Rory: You just spent a lot of energy trying to convince me not to.
Paris: I'm late for class.
Rory: Are you seriously going to be mad because you thought I was dating Tristin, even though I wasn't, for the rest of your life?
Paris: I have great commitment.
Rory: And you don't see how stupid that is?
Paris: I'm sorry if you thought we had some deep Thelma and Louise thing, but we didn't.