Lane: Well, last night, my mom was over. And Zach had cut out an ad for the seafood festival Red Lobster. He was trying to figure out, if we went there after we had the babies, could we get the endless shrimp but at the kids' price?
Lorelai: No, you can only get the kids price when accompanied by an adult paying full price.
Lane: That blows.
Lorelai: I know. Then what happened?
Lane: So then my mom sticks her nosy head in and said, "The children are not gonna be eating fried shrimp. And I said, "Not only are my children gonna be eating fried shrimp, they're gonna listen to whatever music they want and go to school dances, and they're not gonna spend their whole lives in church hearing about how doing all that makes them evil. In fact, they'll probably never set foot in a church at all. My kids are gonna have total freedom. End of story."