Lorelai: What if you get kids who are passionate about religion? I mean, you may have kids who want to study the bible.
Lane: Trust me, my kids are not gonna want to study the bible.
Lorelai: You don't know what your kids are gonna want. You think your mom thought she was gonna get a kid who loved Jane's Addiction?
Lane: Well...
Lorelai: You might get kids who are nuts for Exodus, crazy for Deuteronomy, and then what? You want them hiding their bibles under the floorboards?
Lane: Well, look, if my kids want to go to bible study, they can go to bible study.
Lorelai: Well, see? And then what about church? If they want to go to church, you're not gonna let them, even at Christmas, when they have the manger, you know, and the petting zoo with the sheep and the donkeys?
Lane: Well, I might take them at Christmas.
Lorelai: Okay, so when you say they're never going to church, you don't really mean they're never going to church.
Lane: Okay, not never never, but mostly never.